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Finally! Scientific proof!
At some point in my early childhood, I discovered vampires. This was long before Twilight, and before Buffy. The vampires of my childhood were the scary kind, the kind that would creep into your room and transform you into a monster in your sleep.
I suspect my sister, older than me by five years, was responsible for this discovery. But it came back to bite her (har har), because I kept waking up in the middle of the night and coming into her room to tell her I was afraid of the vampires getting me in my sleep.
She never bothered trying to tell me that vampires didn’t exist, that they were simply monsters in stories and movies, and that those weren’t real.
She just told me to pull the blankets up over my neck, because then they couldn’t get me without waking me up. And if I woke up, and I could fight them off. After that I slept like a baby.