VIOLENTLY CHEERS FOR WHOEVER IS PLAYING THE PENS
Me: Did you watch the game last night?!
Guy I like: I don't watch hock-
Me: No no no.. This isn't going to work. Bye.
(Pens win a playoff round against a team that is not the Flyers)
Pens fans: SUCK IT FLYERS FANS
(Pens win an award for which no Flyers are in contention)
Pens fans: HA EAT IT FLYERS FANS WE WIN
(Pens win the Stanley Cup without playing the Flyers at any point)
Pens fans: WE WIN AGAIN FLYERS FANS LOLOLOL 1975
Flyers fans: ...you guys hear something? Eh, probably just the wind.
Pens fans: YOU WISH YOU HAD CROSBY AND MALKIN ON YOUR TEAM CROSBY IS THE GREATEST SORRY HE CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS STANLEY CUP RING
Flyers fans: *eyeroll*
Pens fans: DIRTIEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE PHILTHADELPHIA YOU BOOED SANTA CLAUS 1975 1975 NINETEEN SEVENTY FIIIIIVE
Flyers fans: Okay, you know what? Kansas City.
Pens fans: SEE THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU YOU'RE THE MOST CLASSLESS AND ARROGANT FANS IN THE LEAGUE FUCK YOU CRYERS
Every Other Team's Fans: ...what the fuck.
Imagine if everyone in the hockey fandom met up...
b-saad: The news headline the next day would be like “HUNDREDS DEAD AT HOCKEY PARTY”
staalways: seblaine: what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything Notice how the entire hockey fandom reblogs this
tjbrodie7: when i die i want my team to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time
Me: talks about hockey players as if they're personal friends of mine
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
favorite hockey team: [plays badly]
me: WHY DOES NOTHING IN MY LIFE EVER GO RIGHT
we’re already getting to that point in the playoffs where i just pick the team i hate the least to win the cup
Tenzin: Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to-
Katara: Tenzin, I had a whole speech it was fantastic and everyone loved it what are you doing this is crap!
Tenzin: oh mY GOD MOM SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
whitexnoise: Only in the NHL playoffs do you find yourself cheering for a team you never gave a shit about just because they’re playing a team you despise.
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